Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Marshmallow Assasin

How to be the perfect assassin:

1)  First, try and look real inconspicuous and sweet.  Just doin' your thang...


2)  Preparation.  Check your weapon and make sure you know fully well how to use it.  You've got this.


3)  You may have to go through some rough terrain to get to your mark, but it will be worth it.


4)  Once you've found said mark, take about two minutes loading your weapon while he watches.  This is very important.  Puts the fear in him.


 5)  Let those marshmallows fly with deadly accuracy.  You were born to do this.

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